Nothing Says 'I Love You' like POOP!
What do Unicorns eat? Magical forest mushrooms. How else are they gonna fly?
Once airborne, the Unicorns drop poop from far above the forest floor.
The location of the Unicorn Poop Forest is known only to the Taffy Gnomes who inhabit the forest. They've been harvesting poop for thousands of years.
As Unicorns only eat Magical Forest Mushrooms, the bag of Unicorn Poop is: Gluten Free, No Peanuts, No Tree Nuts, & Certified Kosher. We also understand that the magical mushrooms they eat taste a lot like Cake Batter...which makes sense since unicorns love sparkly cupcakes and skittles.
This is where it gets weird. This is the freshest, softest, tastiest Unicorn Poop on the planet. We can't thank our gnomes enough for harvesting this amazingness!
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