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Unicorn Poop Saltwater Taffy 7oz Bag

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  • Unicorn Poop Saltwater Taffy 7oz Bag
  • Unicorn Poop Saltwater Taffy 7oz Bag
  • Unicorn Poop Saltwater Taffy 7oz Bag
  • Unicorn Poop Saltwater Taffy 7oz Bag
  • Unicorn Poop Saltwater Taffy 7oz Bag
  • Unicorn Poop Saltwater Taffy 7oz Bag
  • Unicorn Poop Saltwater Taffy 7oz Bag
  • Unicorn Poop Saltwater Taffy 7oz Bag
$4.69

Description

What do Unicorns eat? Magical forest mushrooms. How else are they gonna fly? Once airborne, the Unicorns drop poop from far above the forest floor. The location of the Unicorn Poop Forest is known only to the Taffy Gnomes who inhabit the forest. They've been harvesting poop for thousands of years. As Unicorns only eat Magical Forest Mushrooms, the bag of Unicorn Poop is: Gluten Free, has No Peanuts, and No Soy.  We also understand that the magical mushrooms they eat taste a lot like Cake Batter...which makes sense since unicorns love sparkly cupcakes and skittles.  

This is where it gets weird.  This is the freshest, softest, tastiest unicorn poop on the planet.  We can't thank our gnomes enough for harvesting this amazingness!

Approximate Pieces Per Bag: 25

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7 Reviews

  • 5
    Taffy

    Posted by Tyler on 25th Apr 2021

    Got the bag free and wasn’t disappointed. Great tasting cake batter

  • 5
    Bag of Unicorn Poop

    Posted by Loretha Whote on 14th Mar 2021

    I was pleasantly surprised. It was one of my favorite flavors.

  • 2
    2 stars because it is not a unique flavor.

    Posted by Brian on 3rd Feb 2021

    The unicorn poop is the same as the birthday cake taffy. I wish I had known because I ordered a bag of unicorn poop for my wife to show her how much I loved here, but I also ordered a bad of birthday cake. 2 bags of the same thing. I could have gotten something different. My wife loved the poop, but I felt a little cheated.

  • 5
    Magic Mouthful

    Posted by Lydia on 18th Dec 2020

    HMMMMM!!!! What delicious taffy! Who would have ever thought birthday cake could be a gooey mouthful of magic in my mouth. I've started to hide it away from my son because it was disappearing so quickly. Magic indeed!
    Thanks for the Christmas Magic this year!

  • 5
    Great stuff

    Posted by James Durkin on 14th Dec 2020

    Best holiday treat I ever came across

  • 5
    Great Fun Product!

    Posted by Julena Stewart on 17th Dec 2018

    My grand-children love the Taffy and the story was so much fun for them to read

  • 5
    Gary Hussar

    Posted by Gary Hussar on 3rd Dec 2018

    Great products that are always fresh

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