Unicorn Poop Taffy

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  • Unicorn Poop Taffy
  • Unicorn Poop Taffy
  • Unicorn Poop Taffy
  • Unicorn Poop Taffy
  • Unicorn Poop Taffy
  • Unicorn Poop Taffy
  • Unicorn Poop Taffy
  • Unicorn Poop Taffy
$4.59

Description

What do Unicorns eat? Magical forest mushrooms. How else are they gonna fly? Once airborne, the Unicorns drop poop from far above the forest floor. The location of the Unicorn Poop Forest is known only to the Taffy Gnomes who inhabit the forest. They've been harvesting poop for thousands of years. As Unicorns only eat Magical Forest Mushrooms, the bag of Unicorn Poop is: Gluten Free, has No Peanuts, and No Soy.  We also understand that the magical mushrooms they eat taste a lot like Cake Batter...which makes sense since unicorns love sparkly cupcakes and skittles.  

This is where it gets weird.  This is the freshest, softest, tastiest unicorn poop on the planet.  We can't thank our gnomes enough for harvesting this amazingness!

Approximate Pieces Per Bag: 25

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2 Reviews

  • 5
    Great Fun Product!

    Posted by Julena Stewart on 17th Dec 2018

    My grand-children love the Taffy and the story was so much fun for them to read

  • 5
    Gary Hussar

    Posted by Gary Hussar on 3rd Dec 2018

    Great products that are always fresh

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